Would you Rather?

A couple months back we had Girls night at Katie Sweeney's while eatting snacks and watching pretty in pink and roasting marshmellows over the candles. We decided to play her packaged game of "would you rather?". There were some horribly boring questions like would you rather eat soup or salad....but then we came accross basically the best question ever.

Would you rather have sex with someone with no arms or no legs?

It turns out everyone has a strong opinion on this matter. Think about it, which would you prefer? We had a heated debate over this topic with some demonstrations and roll playing before calling it a night and not coming to an agreement. Since then at lulls in conversations with other people we'll pose this question, everyone thinks about it for a little bit and then begins to debate thier side. Never does this question result in a boring night.

Recently Chris Hormann (i dont know if you read this) sent me this picture not knowing about the debate. (clearly this only adds more questions for guys to debate, but I still thought it was funny)



If you cant see the FULL picture click here

why NYC would ultimately be the demise of me

I was having a hungover stay in bed and watch TV morning when a commercial for NYC came on and I came to the horrible realization that its probably best if i don't move there. There are two main problems 1. RENT 2. Mama Mia. I strongly believe that if i moved to NYC I'd spend EVERY night alternating between these two shows thus alienating all of my friends and draining my bank account. I would then have to begin going to matinees for financial reasons which would begin to interfere with my job and eventually I'd have to quit that leaving me with no source of income, but still spending my money on these shows. Now I'd be unemployed and broke and have to give up my apt. I could probably move in with my grandmother for a little bit, but one of us would get sick of that pretty soon forcing me to live on the street and beg for money to fund my rent/mama mia habit. winter would come and I'd die of hypothermia. And that in a nutshell is why i probably shouldn't move to NYC.

Also I've decided after listening to pinball wizard today (like i do every day) that what I want more than anything is for "Tommy" to return to the big stage!

Great night last night at the 930 club with Leslie Jessica Robbie and Joe to see Jack's Mannequin! I guess DC has its own financial drains...and going to so many concerts might be mine. But I'm ok with that.

Tired monday but great weekend

Sat night was the 3rd annual Fab Feb Fest which was so much fun. If you've ever wanted an ego boost invite 500 of your closest friends to a bar add alcohol and there you have it. People i didnt know were coming up to me (and i'm sure a couple of the other girls) saying they HAD to meet me since i was a hostess. (oh yeah the skin tight low cut dress probably helped with that) The bar made us a special "party shot" it was like watermellon goodness, last i counted I had maybe 5 of them and every single time it was a different color. The other thing about being the hostess is people buy your drinks all night. I had a moment at the end of the night where i found it was best to just sit down with a nice glass of water but other than that it was great night, i'm already looking forward to next feb.

Sunday night was 3rd annual oscar date night with Rach "beer bitch" Safran vs. Chris "oscar machine" Shields. He's won the previous two years for a six pack of beer each. Trash talk began about 2 or 3 months ago with classics like "you are going down faster than rachel on a first date"...or my classy response "nuh-uh, i'm so gonna kick your ass". Anyway the votes are in and the winner is chris 14-10. Its because I vote with my heart (anything leo related) and he votes with his head.

This weeks winner for worst pick up attempt was someone at our party so I guess it must be a friend of a friend's...but he kept walking by me all night and say corny things like "we've gotta stop meeting up like this" when waiting in line for the coed bathroom...but the last time he came by he stopped, looked at me, and said "you've got a great smile, but i can tell you are a wild animal in that dress".....wow, that boy knows exactly what to tell a girl. Needless to say I immediately put down my drink and went home with him....just kidding.

The hostesses

So long OC, you will be missed!

I dont think i've been this upset over anything...well...ever! totally crushed. The OC is officially over and meredith grey was dead, and now alive again. last night was a pretty rough night for tv watching.

I realize the OC is an ultra cheezy show, but as you can tell by me STILL watching 7th heaven weekly I like to stick with things once I start. esp since I can just set my Tivo to record and watch whenever I want.

Lets just take a second to reminisce over the good times the OC has brought us.

*Seth Cohen/ Adam Broady
*Christmukkah and the bar mitzvakkah
*the world premier of the trailer for Star Wars Episode III (remember adam threw to the commercial)
*lots of mix cds to download all with great music
*using "the" before anything...ie THE oc, THE nana...etc
plenty more...feel free to add your own.

Grey's episode was totally corny and I almost wish she HAD died, but dylan and denny came back for an episode and were super hot as always.

Both shows were HUGE tear jerkers, Grey's as denny and izzy felt eachother's presence, and the OC as you saw them all grow up etc.

Actually I think the OC ended well. It was rushed and crammed into one episode, but i like how everything came full circle and everything ended well. And I like that they didnt bring back marisa as a ghost.

So its over and thats all I have to say about it for now. But as Adam Broady points out, if you are sad about the OC ending you always have the DVDs.

boy you've got a prayer in memphis

Weekly video comes early this week because I couldnt wait any longer to share this. It is my directorial debut and grand entrance into the world of music videos. basically its awesome.




so what do you think? pretty professional huh? Joey (you havent commented in a while but you prob still read this) you think your company or contacts or whatever pretty much just want to hire me asap so that noone else steals me away? yeah thats basically what I was thinking too.

on another note wow, that was a great show last night, but since I didnt get home till 2 am you will all have to wait on the blog for that. Lets just say I got to talk to Evan Dando and the drummer from Vietnam after the show :) I'm tired now :(

I already picked out my outfit so you better show up ;)

This weekend is the weekend, the big one, the one you have all been looking forward to. the annual feb party. You all knew it was coming, and if you didnt you know now you do, and clearly if you can get to this blog you are invited. Plus leslie and I are sorta DJ'ing but we arent as good as aaron lacrate (who is? seriously?). The Attic in Adams morgan sat 24th, its up by chief ikes.

ANYWAY I was perusing my computer to save photos to move over to the new computer when i eventually get it (hopefully with a sound card ;) ) and I came across this one from the first feb party around when we all first became friends.



I got to thinking how much we've all changed on so many levels since this picture :) plus the size of the group has grown so much i think we have about 500 people invited this time. for a group of girls who are relatively new to the area thats pretty impressive if you ask me.

you like how in the picture i matched my hair to my shirt? thats a real sign of class (although dont be surprised if some color returns soon, as soon as i find the right inspiration which hopefully wont be eternal sunshine of the spotless mind meets xmen this time b/c it needs to be more professional i guess since i'm older now....we'll see)

Monday Randomness

This weekend was full of birthdays, concerts, moustache's and mini skirts.

lily allen show, and paul and emily's birthday to be specific (pics are already up).

Leslie and will decided that the newest president's day tradition is this game called "drinko"...its like plinko, but for shots. Also I have been wondering why i have a planned parenthood condom in my purse...if anyone knows feel free to let me know. it could answer some questions.

also i tried leggings this weekend b/c i had seen them on this bass player olivia mancini and i thought it looked pretty hot....it worked alright, maybe i'll try it again.

outfits

This week's award for worst pick up attempt had too many to choose from, i narrowed it down to the two best. First was at rumors, some random dude came up behind me, put his arms around me, and leaned his head around and dove in to kiss me. This all happened so fast before I could figure out what was going on. As soon as i realized what this slimeball was doing i tried to squirm away. at this point he says in his suavest way "hey girl, dont you remember I bought you that drink?". actually I had bought my own drink thanks, and even if he had bought me the drink was that his ticket to attempt a surprise attack make out? I dont think so. I walked away and found my friends. Later he again snuck up behind me, put his arm around me and tried to stick his hands down my pants. lovely. I grabbed his hand and shoved him away. You know what line turns out not to work on guys? "um sorry i'm expecting a baby in like 6 months".

The second was at Rhodeside Grill at the mustache's and miniskirts party. I'm dancing with my friends and some guy backs up into me then turns and grabs my ass and says "excuse me, that was my ass you just grabbed". I just inch away a bit and he comes back with "that was supposed to be an ice breaker, did it work". "no" and i walked off. "ummm I have to go, my house is on fire"