some day i get to smoke Leslie....litterally

Last night I was lured out to Buffalo Billiards for Leslie's last night in DC as a resident(I get an extra 2 weeks of her in Hawaii...are you all jealous?)

This one guy came over to talk to me Jen and Leslie, and boy did he have all the lines.

First, he clearly had an accent so Leslie asked him where he was from. His answer? Heaven.

Once he finally admitted to being from Germany he told us we had to visit Munich...for the beer...wait, no....for the Champagne and Strawberries out in the fields late at night under the stars with that special guy.

It became clear to him that his best chance at getting some was to focus his attention on Jen so they flirted a while, then he turned to me and said "where are you from?" Boston, I answered. "I knew it, I could tell by your accent" really? "yeah, its cute, just like your eyebrows".....so um evidently I have cute eyebrows.

Then Leslie Tilley and I got to talking about dying because Katie's littlest friend is doing the tough guy challenge which is 8 miles of manure and electricity (no joke) so she needs to find him a jewish cemetary. Leslie said she wanted to be cremated. This gave me some ideas. I asked her if I could smoke her. She didnt quite like the idea, but as the night progressed I think she came around to it...so now we gotta keep our fingers crossed that she dies first. wow thats morbid.

I think there were probably a couple other highlights from the night.

drink and dance and screw because there is nothing else to do

wow. thats all i have to say. wow.

Usually I make my office mate listen to his own music on his ipod and I listen to my own, but today we could both agree on the same thing. He brought in the best CD ever.

William Shatner and Ben Folds....together. And its awesome.

Supergood and random musings

I saw superbad last night. I had mixed feelings about this, it looked awesome from commercials, but i didnt want to get my hopes up. Doesnt matter anyway cuse it was hillarious! I highly recomend seeing this.

Also as you know I just had my alternator replaced on my car....well yesterday the check engine light went on and it violently shakes when i turn it on...so now i need to go back to have it fix---then buy a new car. I'm fed up with mine.

Also (i was slow on posting this) I finally finished reading harry potter. so anyone that wants to discuss can contact me :)

Also I got a new phone since my old phone proved to be less than waterproof. This is the first time i got a new phone and the store succesfully moved all my numbers for me so I didnt have to do anything! so none of you need to give me your number since I have it all! yay! I got the samsung sync and i'm on the fence about it.

I think thats all i've got.

my waterproof phone

Friday night for will's birthday, as i mentioned, there was a wedding crashers themed birthday party. It was a lot of fun...a little too fun. At one point i decided that one of the beds in that apt didnt get enough use and i should help out, but as I lay down I realized it was going to be a long night since the room started spinning immediately. In the morning I woke up and somehow was still drunk. I dont know how. Anyway there is a great bagel place near my apt and since i had a big sleepover party that night with chris and peter we all decided to walk to the bagel place...the heat hit me pretty hard...still drunk rachel got sick again...not good.

Anyway over the course of the morning I somehow got my phone dirty so smartly I decided to just stick it under the faucet and turn the water on. I washed the whole thing! I was totally amazed that I had a "waterproof phone" I called the guys in to see. They quickly confiscated the phone and turned it off and dried it off for me and threw me in the shower.

My phone pretty much still works amazingly, but every now and then (well actually frequently) my phone just turns off on its own :( oh well

Weeds

As you all know Weeds is one of the best shows ever. We are two episodes into the new season and it ends with The Thermal's song "so here's your future". Great song, Great band, Great show.

(dont worry leslie I'll watch it again with you later this weekend so you can see it too)

Happy Birthday Will, and Why I hate Pigeons

Happy Birthday Will.

Leslie and I thought about buying these tickets for him (marc cohn nov 16th at ramshead tavern) ....Then we pictured it in our heads and decided against it.

We realized pretty fast that when walking in memphis came on will would probably sing louder than marc did and he'd eventually stop to see what was going on.

Instead we think we will get him tickets to this:Thunder from Down Under!

Looking forward to tonight's Wedding Crasher theme'd birthday party!

Also My pigeons have grown up, wilmer and sheldon have flown away....at last! they were fucking slow learners. I thought they'd never leave. last week when I watched them jump off patio furniture and nose dive into the floor i was sure they'd never learn. One thing i'm angry at them for while learning was breaking my ash tray. So i'm gonna need a new one. This weekend will be the big clean off and re claim my balcony weekend! F'ing pigeons.

I'm back and back in action

First off Happy Birthday Jessica! only two weeks till we are all in hawaii for your wedding! cant wait.

I just returned from cape cod. It was pretty nice, but the coldest I remember the cape ever being. Dont worry that didnt stop us from going to the beach :)

Sat was Ashley and Tim's wedding which was BEAUTIFUL. it was outside infront of ocean edge and the reception was in the pavillion at ocean edge. For those of you that dont know what ocean edge is its a beautiful resort/golf club about a block from the summer camp I use to go to. I've probably spent 20 summers at ocean edge.

One day we went to nantucket. Really its just a beautiful place to shop. If you take the ferry over without a car (like we did) you really cant leave the main street, but thats ok!

We also visited the cape cod potato chip factory!!! Awesome, I know. Anyway if any of you have any questions about how chips are made feel free to ask me. I'm an expert.

So I guess I'm back in dc now. Its already much warmer, but I cant wait to leave again for Hawaii!