Pedro!!!

Last night peter and I went to the phillies nats game to watch pedro pitch. This blog is not about pedro in the least, but about the crazy phillies fans.

Our seats were above the phillies bullpen, so as soon as we got to our seats we knew that we were in phillies territory, but they were all around our age and seemed cool so it was ok. (as opposed to last time when we had a lot of redneck phillies families around us).

Infront of us were three guys and one girl who all seemed pretty cool and quiet and just wanted to watch the game, and all had phillies jerseys. two rows behind us were fat annoying girls in jerseys with loud smokers voices and were yelling/cheering at everything. One of the girls had kool-aid dyed red hair and eyebrows even. she was the loudest.

At one point peter got up to get my dippin' dots, and just as he left they started some weird "t-shirt toss sponsored by [someone's] sausage", and just my luck one flew right at the empty seat now next to me. I kinda pretended to try for it half heartedly, but the guy in front of me turned around and got it. darn ;). At this point the girl with kool-aid hair started obnoxiously yelling "give it to the little kid!". This was the first time I noticed a little kid was even in our section. The guy that caught the shirt said "its going to be tripple xL what is the kid going to do with that???".

The guy then unwrapped the T-shirt to see what it looked like (white with a tiny wording on the front saying "welcome home" with the nats w) and out came a sausage wrapped in tin foil from the center of the shirt. The guy threw it up to the kool-aid girl and said "do whatever you want with it"

So the Kool-aid girl gave it to the kid....but the kid wasnt looking and ended up hitting the kid in the head with a sausage as she tossed it over to him. At this point the dad got mad and got the section security over there.

The security goes "do you want the sausage back? the kid doesnt want it" and the girl said no, and for some reason the security guy asked again and the girl said "I dont eat meat, so blow me". The security guy goes "watch your mouth this is a family environment" to which the girl replies "what? I didnt swear!" At this point he kicked her out of the ball park and all of section 101 cheered.