The VPL

Ok so I work in the tallest building of PG county, that might make me the princess of PG county, but so far in the two years I've worked here I haven't gotten anyone to back me up on that.

Anyway I've started to recognize the other people that work on other floors here. Two in particular. They both work together and the first one we saw Chris and I gave the nickname "hottie"---really only because I thought he was hot, not chris. A little while later the second one appeared on his Harley. This was a tough situation because CLEARLY we cant have two "hottie"s so the new (hotter) guy got the name "hottie" and the other got downgraded to "tepid".

Every now and then hottie and I get to work and leave work at the same time (usually both in the same day or nothing at all). Anyway its just my luck that the days he walks behind me to or from the office is the day, without fail, I have the VPL going on...thats right...Visible Panty Line. This is caused by "butt underwear". As most of you know I prefer thongs of most varieties, but every now and then...usually when I need to do laundry I have to take out the "butt underwear". So yes, it turns out that laundry day, butt underwear day, and walking in with hottie day ALWAYS coincide. awesome.

Sempar Ubi Sub Ubi...Always wear your underwear