Wednesday, November 7, 2007

voting

So I voted last night.

I left work early and used my vacation time. I feel like there should be a charge number for voting. anyway, it couldnt have been more difficult.

First my little voting card had two addresses on it, one major one with a phone number and everything, then one little one hidden in the corner under the bar code. I went to the big address first. Wrong place. Luckily they are only a block from each other.

So I walked to the right place, and I was all frustrated, and there is one lady standing out front and says "would you like a sample democrat's ballot"...Whatever. i'm so frusterated that i half heartedly take it and shove it in my pocket. I felt bad cuse she was standing in the cold and the only one there.

So I find my way to the voting room (which by signs looks like handicapped voting, but i guess it was voting for everyone) and I am THE ONLY one there besides people working. Two of them take my name, and a third shows me to the voting machine.

ok...GO!

I look down at the machine not knowing who was running for what or what anything meant, but fully prepared to vote for anyone that had a D next to their name. Well out of every category that I had to vote for guess how many people had a D next to thier names??? TWO.

But I have a sample democrat's ballot!!!

I pull it out of my pocket, and just copy exactly what they have highlighted.

DONE!

I'm never voting for a non presidential election again.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're a (and not the only) bad American!
-mbare