Blame it on Global Warming

Two new reasons recently came up why I'm glad I graduated from GW. I think GW is currently looking to only accept students with the fattest wallets and the fattest waist sizes.

As you've no doubt heard GW has not only claimed the title of the most expensive college in the country, but it is also the first college to reach the $50,000 mark.

As far as waist sizes go, I guess this has always been a problem which is why its pretty lucky that they mainly accept people with eating disorders as well. The "dining hall" is made up of fast food restaurants like burger king, Wendy's, Starbucks, and chickfillet. They've also recently extended the meal plan to include various local restaurants. My favorites being Froggy Bottom, and Lindy's for its Jalapeno poppers, grilled cheese, and pitchers of beer.

I just read today (in the hatchet) that in 2000 Penn where the GAP use to be they are putting in a Johnny Rockets. Once GW adds this to the gworld card's plan its all over for the slender figures of the student body. Can you think of any healthy options for students to eat? none coming to mind? yeah, thats what I thought. Of course its possible, but its certainly not easy.

stop complaining people...there is today's blog. a little late, but there it is.